reasons i like being bald:
1. it makes me look cooler.
2. piggybacking on reason #1, b/c i look cooler, i feel more confident.
3. i save money (no shampoo, combs, wax, paying for a haircut, etc.).
4. no bed hair or hat hair. ever.
5. i don't need to wait for my hair to dry after a shower.
6. i don't waste precious time styling my hair.
7. lastly, there is a sense of freedom from not having hair. i can't explain it, but it's a real thing. ask anyone who's bald. =)
