Friday, June 20, 2014

The Worst Song Ever, But Also the Best Song Ever


i've been listening to music for the majority of my life. now that i'm 33, it's harder to like new artists and newer genres of music, like dubstep or whatever they call that techno-esque stuff. are we limited in liking music so that in order to like new music, we have to dump the older music we like? maybe we are.

anyway, i first heard this song back in... late 2003, early 2004. it is the worst song i have ever heard in my life and i'm not sure if any song can top it. but i LOVE this song, b/c it makes me laugh every time i hear it. the lyrics, the voice of the girl... everything about it is AWESOMELY hilarious. then when i consider the context of how i first heard this song... it's game over, son. i doubt there's ANY song out there that is this bad, yet i love this much.  without further ado, here's the song:


this is awesome, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

so it's been over 10 years since i first heard this song. the reason this came up was b/c i was reading buzzfeed this morning and there was an article titled, "11 Problems People Had In the '00s." in it, problem #7 was, "They had to find a song that perfectly captured their feelings so it could autoplay when people went to their profile." that immediately made me think of this song.

in my entire life, i knew/knew of 2 people who did this. 1st person doesn't matter, b/c it's not funny. but the 2nd person is who unintentionally introduced me to this song. i only knew of him, b/c i found his blog site randomly through a mutual friend's site.

at the time, i was doing a temp data entry job and so i sat in front of my computer for like 8 hours a day. to pass the time, i'd sometimes read people's blogs, even people i didn't know. that's what happened here. and i will admit, that blog was the funniest blog i have ever read in my life.

i guess he had a broken heart, b/c he'd write things like, "i sometimes lay in bed at night thinking about what i could have done differently... and i cry." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"wherever you are, i hope you're happy and loved."

"i miss you so much that my heart hurts."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! if you say that's not funny, you're a liar.

you know what made it funnier, though? in b/t those types of posts, he'd write things like, "i went to denny's with my friends and i ordered a moons over my hammy. it was delicious." or, "i got an oil change today after work. 3000 more miles!"

and the whole time, that song played. WOW.

i feel a little bad that i laughed at someone's pain like that, but... ok, i actually don't. what i do feel a little bad about is i'd sit with my friends and read these entries out loud to them and we'd laugh together. but in my defense, that blog was so funny that i had to share it with my friends and i never let them actually see the blog.

it's been a long time. wherever he is, i hope he's happy and loved. for reals.